Greg Oden’s Dick Pics Prove African Americans have HUGE PENISES!
Portland Trailblazers Center Greg Oden’s “dick” pics now circulating online have all but confirmed what people around the world have been speculating. African Americans have huge, humongous penises. Stuart Lovett, 34, says “I had heard about them having big ole tallywhackers, but my God. You could sit on it like a bench in a park.” Leslie Smith, 18, says “Wow. White people are really small compared to that. Now, I know why all the cheerleaders in my class are banging blacks.” Why yes Leslie, now we all do!, thanks to Greg Oden’s hairy hang down all over the internet.