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Ralph Lauren Announces Clothing Line For The Poor-Introducing Used By Ralph Lauren

Ralph Lauren announced today that he will focus on an audience he has never cared about.  The Poor.  Introducing the latest line of clothing from the fashion genius—-Used by Ralph Lauren.  Used by Ralph Lauren is quality clothing that has been worn by someone with a much larger income for 10 or 15 years(depending on price).  Ralph Lauren says “I think it’s a great thing in a world of recycling.   Rich people are recycling to peasants.  Even though they are gross, peasants should be able to dress decent.  I think Used by Ralph Lauren will give them a great look and psychologically give them a sense of what if feels like to dress like successful people.  I feel Used by Ralph Lauren will hit poor people as very rich people pass them down the middle class in 3 to 5 years and then the middle class wears it for the next 7 or so.  Your probably looking at a 10 year process.”   LaFawnduh Regginson said “I am tired of dressing like shit and and stuff motherfucker.”  I think LaFawnduh and others will soon be looking great when Used by Ralph Lauren becomes available.  Lower middle class people have already been enjoying Defective by Ralph Lauren for many years at stores such as TJ Maxx, Steinmart’s, and Ross’s.

This sweater could be worn by a poor person in 10 to 15 years.

This Used By Ralph Lauren shirt might soon be available at Goodwill.

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One response

  1. I’d never wear anything by Ralph Lauren until it had a place to put my beer while I am driving. But in case he reads this, I’d also like to mention that some of the poor are actually women, (also known as prostitutes) and I know for a fact that they would appreciate shirts and blouses that are jizz resistant.

    March 5, 2010 at 9:43 am

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