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New iPhone 4 To Phase Out Dick Pics With Dick Time

Dick pics will soon become a thing of the past with the new iPhone. The latest iPhone will have live video conferencing that will make dick vids the new thing phasing out dick pics and making them sooooooo 2009. Guaranteed to catch your dick in the best high definition and pixels ever, the new iPhone is believed to be a guaranteed hit with almost everyone, especially sex addicts. Norm Faircloth, 38, of Belvedere says “I can’t wait to video my first dick vid and send it to some whore.”. The new iPhone hits stores later this month. Dick Time will be available for a 99 cents app that can be downloaded in ITunes that gives you direct time to video your dick to anyone.

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One response

  1. mer

    language please

    October 26, 2011 at 6:49 pm

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