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Sister Recovering From Being Raped By Pack Of Chiggers. Dead Chiggers If I See Them.

Last night, while enjoying sleep, my Sister was raped by a big pack of nasty chiggers.   One Hundred plus chiggers climbed in the bed with my Sister and tore her up.   She is recovering today with major skin irritations to the body.   Let me clarify, that if I see these chigggers, they are dead fucking chiggers because I will Raid those red bugs to death.

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3 responses

  1. Melanie

    Ok, I’m here, now where’s my free stuff? Damn the red bug!

    February 10, 2011 at 3:38 pm

    • jordanzeh

      Hit “Zeh Me Up” and subscribe. Lots of “fun stuff is coming!

      February 10, 2011 at 3:40 pm

      • Melanie

        Awesome…done!

        February 10, 2011 at 4:14 pm

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