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Mastering The New Mac Operating System. OSX Lion. Computer Tutorial by Jordan Zeh

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“Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell” Ban Over. Navy to offer Navy Seals and Navy Starfishesisis..

Congress did away with the “don’t ask, don’t tell” policy today, leaving the military to make some different decisions.  The Navy immediately offered training for a new group of special ops to be known as the “Navy Starfishesisis.”  The Navy Starfishesisises will be heavily trained in defense and offensive skills such as ripping enemy penises off with their mouth as well as torturing the enemy with classified sodomy.    The military also will be consulting with Dolce and Gabbana, Versache, and Prada to come up with an outfit fitting and acceptable to the homosexual community.

Police Station Sandwiches***New Audio For The New Evil Genius Radio Network***Sneak Your Peak

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People That Should Die And Rot In Hell, the book, illustrated and written by Jordan Zeh just $1.99!!!

“People That Should Die and Rot In Hell” has charted it’s first couple weeks exclusively at LuLu.com!!!! I want a final week of charting by offering the book to the fans for just $1.99.  This sale could stop in one hour or next week, so download the copy fast!!! Click on the image or this link.

jordanzeh.com!!!

Got a new website…actually a few new websites…..the first one is jordanzeh.com!, which will be different than jfzliveshere.com in various ways.  Find out what ways by visiting both daily.

Aaron Rodgers Wishes He Didnt’ Look Like A Villain

Aaron Rodgers, QB of the Green Bay Packers, isn’t happy with his physical appearance.  “I look like a villain even with this ring full of diamonds,” says Rodgers.  “It’s not easy being ugly.  Quarterbacks are suppose to be a tad handsome and I’m far from it!!! I am the Mark Rypien of this generation.”  Brett Favre commented about the situation by just grinning showing off his perfect smile and saying “yeh, Something About Mary would have been even funnier had she been dating Aaron Rodgers.  It’s a good thing he’s a millionaire or he probably would be a virgin.”   Rodgers continues to be ugly as far as appearance but throws a very pretty ball.

“People That Should Die and Rot In Hell” The Book. Now available.

Dreams can be fulfilled(partially).  I wanted this to be a rip off 365 days calendar but only sent one query letter to a publishing company(a religious one by acccident) and they told me to “seek Jesus.”   Now, the first of the “People That Should Die and Rot In Hell” series comes to life through Lulu and soon to iBooks and Amazon!